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Posts anciens #4081 Posté (le) 13 Mars 2024, 11:07:24 Citer 
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm entering" says Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"
'Could there be any doubt??? First Place, of course" says Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine"
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they ask.

"3rd place....Who the **** are Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer?" asks Pinocchio

(please feel free to copy and substitute any politicians in your area.....)
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Posts anciens #4082 Posté (le) 13 Mars 2024, 12:40:31 Citer 
Why do witches not wear panties ... ?!



To get a grip ... ;)
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Posts anciens #4083 Posté (le) 13 Mars 2024, 17:26:16 Citer 
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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Posts anciens #4084 Posté (le) 26 Mars 2024, 10:52:01 (dernière édition (le) 26 Mars 2024, 10:58:25 par Vladimir Alexandrov) Citer 

Did you know how to create web apps? *poof*
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Posts anciens #4085 Posté (le) 26 Mars 2024, 16:42:45 (dernière édition (le) 26 Mars 2024, 16:45:29 par Roy Mitchell) Citer 
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband, and says, "I shaved down there; you know what that means."

The husband responds, "Yeah, the drain is clogged."



How is playing bridge similar to sex?

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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