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Old post #331 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:11:21 Quote 
Right time to crack that awful joke.....

What did the Queen get Kate Middleton for her wedding present?

A Seatbelt....
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Old post #332 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:14:58 Quote 
Yep, it was awful.
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Old post #333 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:16:42 (last edited Apr 29th 2011, 14:26:26 by Simon Cattell) Quote 
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And people considers themselves lucky if they have a job at all...

So do you think I will pay any attention to some girl who is going to marry a lottery ticket ??

;)


What that man said, this shite won't necessarily change your life, I mean why are non-UK countries presenting this bullshit through their media for example?

And to think being brainwashed into the "importance" of our wonderful "tradition" isn't bad enough, but billions across the world are volunteering rather than doing something else! Media is a waste of time. Just live.

And yeah, the taxpayer is funding this. A state wedding can come out of our expenses, but if you needed to take a loaf of bread to feed your family, these twats will put you in court for it, state ideologies my arse. The working class provide all the industry, so if you control that, you can even brainwash them into false hope like this shit.
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Old post #334 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:19:55 Quote 
Simon says it as it is
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Old post #335 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:21:35 Quote 
Keri ke-ri
A birds name.
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Old post #336 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:23:05 Quote 
Quote ( Norbert Colon @ April 29th 2011,14:21:35 )

Keri ke-ri
A birds name.


but he pulls it off so well :)
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Old post #337 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:23:17 Quote 
Quote ( Norbert Colon @ April 29th 2011,14:21:35 )

Keri ke-ri
A birds name.


Ok stop you had enough booze for the day all you do is tell crap :-D
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Old post #338 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:27:39 Quote 
Quote ( Norbert Colon @ April 29th 2011,14:21:35 )

Keri ke-ri
A Girls name.


Fixed. :))
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Old post #339 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:32:23 Quote 
Funny, 32 years later and the same joke.

Can we go back to sheep, I only really heard them ones for the last 23 years when I moved to england :-)
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Old post #340 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:35:37 Quote 
Who threw you a banana jimmy?
Back in your cage please and get on with whatever boring non descript activities the insipid Belgian do to pass time in your tedious country.
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Old post #341 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:37:30 Quote 
How could you look that alike to Will and Kate.
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Old post #342 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:40:08 Quote 
Is this the first royal wedding where the bride and groom aren't brother and sister?
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Old post #343 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:41:07 Quote 
Quote ( Keri Lovell @ April 29th 2011,14:32:23 )

Funny, 32 years later and the same joke.


Im just kidding, i think its a cool name :)
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Old post #344 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:42:22 Quote 
Just 1 question

Was Obama invited?
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Old post #345 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:42:53 Quote 
Quote ( Norbert Colon @ April 29th 2011,14:35:37 )

Who threw you a banana jimmy?
Back in your cage please and get on with whatever boring non descript activities the insipid Belgian do to pass time in your tedious country.


Well i thought already i didn't put all the garbage outside since you 're still around. :-)

But enough off-topic debate if you don't want this topic to be closed.
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Old post #346 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:51:22 Quote 
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Was Obama invited?


He's not a dictator so probably not.
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Old post #347 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:51:59 Quote 
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He's not a dictator so probably not.


LOL!
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Old post #348 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:56:18 Quote 
2 women having an orgasm over Kate Middleton on BBC News
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Old post #349 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:57:14 Quote 
Quote ( Simon Cattell @ April 29th 2011,14:16:42 )


What that man said, this shite won't necessarily change your life, I mean why are non-UK countries presenting this bullshit through their media for example?

We had the same shit last year when our crown princess got married. It was aired throughout the world as well.

Thank god that more and more people here are against monarchy but it's a long long way before we get to keep those £10-20M annually that they get to practice their unimportant shit. And not just that, our king demanded more money for the wedding, and got it too.
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Old post #350 posted Apr 29th 2011, 14:57:18 Quote 
They arent only one having an orgasm over her.

BOOM
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Old post #351 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:07:41 (last edited Apr 29th 2011, 15:08:57 by Mikey Twigge) Quote 
Quote ( Simon Cattell @ April 29th 2011,14:16:42 )

And yeah, the taxpayer is funding this. A state wedding can come out of our expenses, but if you needed to take a loaf of bread to feed your family, these twats will put you in court for it, state ideologies my arse. The working class provide all the industry, so if you control that, you can even brainwash them into false hope like this shit.



Accept the fact that with the huge amount generated through tourism Britains economy is making money from this, been a financial success really

Quote ( Simon Cattell @ April 29th 2011,14:16:42 )

I mean why are non-UK countries presenting this bullshit through their media for example?



because its not the royal family of UK its the royal family of the Commonwealth. Also the americans just seem to love it look how many have come over

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Old post #352 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:13:58 Quote 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norbert_Colon

Just out of interest, fake name anyone?
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Old post #353 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:15:55 Quote 
Fair point.
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Old post #354 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:20:39 Quote 
Is it over yet??? is it safe to turn the TV on??
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Old post #355 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:22:00 Quote 
They have, and i quote "analysis"
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Old post #356 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:24:47 Quote 
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"analysis"
oh fantastic! so its an arse licking session from the media then?
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Old post #357 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:31:27 (last edited Apr 29th 2011, 15:32:03 by Greg Gray) Quote 
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Quote ( George Samuels @ April 29th 2011,14:42:22 )


Was Obama invited?

He's not a dictator so probably not.




Your right he is not...........but he acts like one
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Old post #358 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:31:28 Quote 
you got it
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Old post #359 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:35:20 (last edited Apr 29th 2011, 15:40:10 by Gasper Mozek) Quote 
thank god is over!!! i think english taxpayers wont have to go deep into their pockets, considering turism,... for example, here in slovenia two national televisions broadcasted wedding and we are very small, in other, bigger countries, there was probably even bigger interest. many people went to england cause of this occasion. for me its a farse, but by the looks of it, it was wedding of the century.
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Old post #360 posted Apr 29th 2011, 15:38:11 Quote 
Quote ( Gasper Mozek @ April 29th 2011,15:35:20 )

for me its a farse, but by the looks of it, it was wedding of the century.


Never even turned the TV on. The wedding of the century would be two world leaders deciding on world peace and making it happen.

This by contrast is an embarrassment.
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