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Quote ( Signe Kangro @ April 8th 2012,11:46:16 )
A mom joke usually begins with "Your momma's so...."
your momma's so.... :)
who wants to continue ? :P
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Your momma is so fat, that when she jump for joy, she got stuck.
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#32 posted Apr 8th 2012, 11:49:09 (last edited Apr 8th 2012, 11:50:21 by Mairo Toom)
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Yo Momma's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
E. How long we must wait ? :/
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Yo' momma's so fat, when she log in GPRO the servers are overloaded!
(ok bad one...)
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Yo momma so fat,she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on target
(random)
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Quote ( Jun Ho @ April 8th 2012,11:46:09 )
Y-Pouch
Ha! Not even close!
Yo momma's so fat that it drops her OA into negative.
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yo momma's drives a f-1 car with the thrust of her farts....
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I was livid when I realised someone had played a prank on my Mum by writing her phone number on the wall of the men's toilet with the message "Call me if you want Anal".
Even more so when I noticed they had done it in her handwriting.
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Quote ( Greg Swaney @ April 8th 2012,10:21:00 )
wow
My first thought exactly..
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Quote ( Márfi Norbert @ April 8th 2012,08:46:56 )
I open this topic!
Great, wanna cookie?
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I still alive
I write this topic
I yo listen up, yo mamma's so fat, that the picture from last easter is still printing.
Happy Easter!
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I left my phone at home this morning, So I went home on my lunch break to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying:
"Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"
What the f**k am I still doing with this woman?
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Quote ( Stuart Foster @ April 8th 2012,13:00:09 )
What the f**k am I still doing with this woman?
Quote ( Stuart Foster @ April 8th 2012,13:00:09 )
f**k
Your answer is in your post. :D
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Quote ( Stuart Foster @ April 8th 2012,13:00:09 )
What the f**k am I still doing with this woman?
exactly this
Quote ( Stuart Foster @ April 8th 2012,13:00:09 )
f**k
maybe? =)
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Christoph, are you rly that slow or is it sad copy-paste ? :D
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I went up to a girl in a club and said, "Do you want to have sex right now?"
She said, "No!"
I said, "Do you even know what I said?"
She said, "Yes."
I said, "What did I say?"
She said, "Do you want to have sex right now."
I said, "Yes," then got my c**k out.
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Christoph.
Get off my brain frequency.
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Quote ( Mairo Toom @ April 8th 2012,13:05:41 )
Christoph, are you rly that slow or is it sad copy-paste ? :D
i think so :)
Quote ( Christoph Seifriedsberger @ April 8th 2012,13:04:54 )
Quote ( Stuart Foster @ April 8th 2012,13:00:09 )
f**k
maybe? =)
it would have to be the only reason! :p
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Quote ( Mairo Toom @ April 8th 2012,13:05:41 )
Christoph, are you rly that slow or is it sad copy-paste ? :D
I've been reading all the posts which were made since my last post before I replied and didn't refresh before I posted ;p
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right that's it, i'm not posting anymore in this thread.....
hang on, i'm working backwards now thru phil's list, maybe we can still save it?
so....S31....rather nice and a season which i hope to promote.....err.....
so, who's got some more mum jokes?!
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Quote ( Stuart Foster @ April 8th 2012,13:10:15 )
so, who's got some more mum jokes?!
Your mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes.
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this topic became weird..too weird....the amount of trolling is TOO DAMN HIGH!! :)
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IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We need to ban everybody but Marfi from opeining threads on GPRO forums.
this one is pure gold.
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Quote ( Stuart Foster @ April 8th 2012,13:10:15 )
so, who's got some more mum jokes?!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it
your mama is so fat she sat on a Monster truck and she made it into a lowrider.
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KAAAAAA
MEEEEEE
HAAAAA
MEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Inb4 the lock. :)
Pointless thread?
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