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Topic: Roast the manager above |
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Another lucky season in amateur
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So ugly, that people don`t even want to roast anymore.
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35 and very comfortable living in Mum's basement.
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Lives as a gimp in Claudio's mum's basement
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May only leave the house with a leash
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Looks like he's ready to kick my a$$.
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Knows his way around the viagra shelves at the drugstore
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Plots bank robberies every Sunday
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To this day, he has faithfully awaited the return of King Sebastian I of Portugal (1554-1578)...
...as have waited millions of kind-hearted portuguese people ever since
"(...) Quando virás, ó Encoberto? Sonho das eras portuguez, Tornar-me mais que o sopro incerto De um grande anceio que Deus fez? Ah, quando quererás, voltando, Fazer minha esperança amor? Da nevoa e da saudade quando? Quando, meu sonho e meu Senhor?"
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Plots lingerie store robberies every Tuesday
e: opps, was meant for Edu, nvm, Antonio is his accomplice
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XD
Will deliver you the wrong pizza, instead of the one you ordered.
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Only because you made the wrong pizza for him to deliver
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Tries to order pizza, by the slice, delivered to his van down by the river.
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Looks like that kind of guy who falls asleep with a pizza vox still on his fat arse
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Falsely claims to have invented the pizza vox
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Donate $1000 and I will heal you
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Needs $1000 to keep his hair club membership current.
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Definitely still a virgin
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Smiling like he just lost his virginity (propably due to some football hooligans waving their flag poles to hard)
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Jealous because he has lost his virginity unlike you :P
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Doubtful he will ever lose his virginity
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Knows alarmingly much about other men's virginity
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is ready to take Riley's virginity
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failed to take Riley's virginity even with the trade-in of his
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Wouldn't make you feel like you lost your virginity even if he took it
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Not even his ass is virgin
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Can spot a virgin male ass from miles away
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