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Martynas Bražėnas
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Old post #3991 posted Nov 28th 2022, 22:28:39 Quote 
I used to know the guy who did circumcisions.
The money wasn't great but he got to keep the tips.

Why does the French team keep scoring own goals?
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Old post #3992 posted Nov 28th 2022, 23:15:09 Quote 
Quote ( Martynas Bražėnas @ November 28th 2022,22:28:39 )

I used to know the guy who did circumcisions.
The money wasn't great but he got to keep the tips.


What a rip off!
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Old post #3993 posted Nov 29th 2022, 09:07:04 Quote 
Cutting edge technique. :)
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Old post #3994 posted Nov 29th 2022, 19:34:02 Quote 
An academic from Oxford University is writing a paper on sheep shagging technique.

Having no personal experience on the subject, he decides to travel across the country and interview farmers from different regions to find out how they shag their sheep.

First, he visits a farmer in Scotland and asks him what his sheep shagging technique is.

“Well laddy, after grabbing the sheep, I stick its back legs in my welly boots and its front legs over a wall. That way, it can’t escape”.

Satisfied with this answer, the academic moves on to Cornwall and asks a farmer there how he shags his sheep.

“Well my lover, I grab any old sheep, ram its back legs into my welly boots and its front legs over a wall. That way, it can’t escape”.

Pleased to have found a consensus, the researcher travels to Wales and finds a farmer to interview.

“Well butt, I find a suitable sheep and then I put its back legs in my welly boots and its front legs over my shoulders. That way it can’t escape”.

“How interesting!”, exclaims the academic. “I thought you would put the sheep’s front legs over a wall”.

“What?!”, replies the incredulous Welshman. “And miss out on the snogging?”
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Old post #3995 posted Nov 30th 2022, 18:02:42 Quote 
A car mechanic goes to the psychiatrist:


'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin.

It's crushing and depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it....'


'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'


'Is he a mechanic too, doc?'


'No, a gynecologist'
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Old post #3996 posted Nov 30th 2022, 18:11:03 Quote 
Good one, Roy! 😁👍
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