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Tema: is roland postle a cheat? |
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#91 objavljeno 15 Kol 2018, 23:03:58
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I've heard Roland Postle doesn't have randoms; all his car failures are as a result of carefully calculated risks in order to ensure Balance of Performance.
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#92 objavljeno 15 Kol 2018, 23:32:06
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Quote ( Kieran Taylor @ August 15th 2018,22:18:53 ) I bet he is also a stone mason and considers Ancient Aliens and lizard men amongst his equals. that's a bet you'll lose. Both ancient and modern aliens consider him their superior, so a war would start if he so desired. With the lizardmen it's different, they're so afraid of him they don't dare show their faces near him
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#93 objavljeno 15 Kol 2018, 23:38:36
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#94 objavljeno 15 Kol 2018, 23:41:11
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Kieran, would that be ancient egyptian code for 'screw you'?
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Quote ( James Keeble @ August 15th 2018,12:19:58 ) I have pondered over this for a while and would like to discuss the for mentioned.
is roland postle a cheat? he comes in at season 32 and joins the big guns team and suddenly wins the championship many times. my thoughts are as follows ...
I think he has somehow snuck into the servers and recovered all of the data and algorithms for the game and has cheated to win
Read Factfulness by Hans Rosling and you'll understand!
If you're as smart at Roland, that is of course.
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#96 objavljeno 16 Kol 2018, 00:13:53
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Quote ( Klas Britse @ August 16th 2018,00:02:15 ) Read Factfulness by Hans Rosling and you'll understand!
If you're as smart at Roland, that is of course. It has already been preven that human minds won't be able to understand the book Factfulness by Hans Rosling. If you add to that the fact that you're asking Keeble then I don't even think Roland explaining it to him would be useful.
Chuck Norris jokes died in 2006. It is said that Roland Postle killed them
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#97 objavljeno 16 Kol 2018, 00:52:42
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Quote ( Cristian Morales @ August 16th 2018,00:13:53 ) Chuck Norris jokes died in 2006. It is said that Roland Postle killed them
So much win..
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#98 objavljeno 16 Kol 2018, 01:01:08
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*Jeremy Clarkson voice*
Some say he was detached from a super computer the day he was born and that you can unlock him in Super Mario Karts by winning the 100CT Super Star Cup.
All we know he's called Roland Postle.
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#99 objavljeno 16 Kol 2018, 02:00:24
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Quote ( Florencia Caro @ August 15th 2018,23:41:11 ) Kieran, would that be ancient egyptian code for 'screw you'?
No, it's Egyptian for my favourite slur I use to describe you :)
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Roland Postle is becoming a Legend among legends.
Keeble, you devious bugger. You started this, didn't you? Wanted to bring light to your hero, is that it?
No? Oh, I get it... you are 'Pinky' to his 'Brain' What are you doing tonight, Keeble? ;)
https://youtu.be/mYvAYwpUDv8
(a microcosm of my split personality)
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Postle is so good that his values are more accurate than the game's and due to that GPRO uses his values to calibrate the game engine after every race. :P
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Quote ( Miel Soeterbroek @ August 15th 2018,15:54:59 ) Postle doesn't make love. He sets everything up perfectly, and waits for the post coitus update to confirm he came 1st.
Roland Postle anagram is Stalled Porno. Coincidence?
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Roland is definitely not cheating
I should know as he is my DA
sorry, NOT my DA, i definitely meant not
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Quote ( Sam Wainwright @ August 15th 2018,19:37:00 ) Quote ( Neil Mcewan @ August 15th 2018,19:32:24 )
Jack Wemyss does not exist
Sadly, this isn't true.
I'm alive and kicking, and unfortunately caught sight of your massive turnip head as I read this.
Traumatised.
How is door knocking going Sam?
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Ladies and gentelmen - Roland has left the building.
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Newsflash: Roland Postle revealed to be the real life version of Mr Shadow, hence, why he was able to get away with all his cheating.
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I thought Roland's shadow was named Alpo Kaakinen?
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Quote ( Miel Soeterbroek @ August 16th 2018,14:17:03 ) I thought Roland's shadow was named Alpo Kaakinen?
Nope, Alpo is Roland's DA what he uses to beat championship records 😎
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Roland Postle developed a tool that can count to infinite an inifnite number of times.
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Michael, Keeble would mop the floor with you in that thread, just as I've been doing since that particular game started.
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I have heard Chuck Norris looks under his bed if Roland is there at night!
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we shall see how he does tonight. surely the admins have to intervene here soon?!
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Quote ( James Keeble @ August 17th 2018,12:06:37 ) we shall see how he does tonight. surely the admins have to intervene here soon?!
Roland may know everything, but he is really stuck with working out when you will be funny.
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Why should the admins have to intervene here? Because he is successful in the game? Sorry, but with all my respect, this is ridiculous!
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it certainly is not! I have some hard evidence for this case but I can not share this in the forums it needs to be in an international court room.
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