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Tema: Terrible Chat Up Lines |
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#31 parašyta 2010-Vas-2, 19:20:39 (paskutinis taisymas 2010-Vas-2, 19:21:25, taisė Håkan Ferm)
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Quote ( Jan Zaluski @ February 2nd 2010,19:17:56 )
"Do u think it's better to have it earlier or later to what u wanted for what u wanted for your driving lesson?"
line failed in wrong thread but nice attempt Jan :)
or...is that your standard pick-up line?
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Quote ( Håkan Ferm @ February 2nd 2010,19:20:39 )
line failed in wrong thread but nice attempt Jan :)
or...is that your standard pick-up line?
Ya, I'm wondering too lol!
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"Hello, I like playing an internet game called GPRO".
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Quote ( Jan Zaluski @ February 2nd 2010,19:17:56 )
"Do u think it's better to have it earlier or later to what u wanted for what u wanted for your driving lesson?"
ROFL its from the EPIC FAIL thread!!LMAO
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Quote ( Jan Zaluski @ February 2nd 2010,19:17:56 )
"Do u think it's better to have it earlier or later to what u wanted for what u wanted for your driving lesson?" i see you took the poll lol
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Quote ( Joe Manifold @ February 2nd 2010,19:17:36 )
You're so predictable.. :D.
That would qualify too. :p
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Are you a parking ticket? Coz you've got fine written all over you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!
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I only use one chat up line...cos if you say it with enough of a cheeky smile you can get away with it:
"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"Huh?"
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (Smile sweetly)"
"No... (looks oddly at you)"
"Just enough to break the ice, hi, my name is Jon (offer handshake)"
Here endeth the lesson in the only acceptable chat up line. Does it work? Yes. If you don't take yourself too seriously when you use it ;)
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"Hi, I'm Jake, and I have never had a haircut."
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Quote ( Jonathan Beagles @ February 2nd 2010,21:45:11 )
I only use one chat up line...cos if you say it with enough of a cheeky smile you can get away with it:
"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"Huh?"
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (Smile sweetly)"
"No... (looks oddly at you)"
"Just enough to break the ice, hi, my name is Jon (offer handshake)"
Epic. Here's some advice to the worse off with girls :p
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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me.
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.
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You smell nice, can I have a taste of you?
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Can i taste your lipstick?
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This works only if you're a champion:
"You would look good wearing my championship belt NAKED"
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can i see you birthday suit?
i just thought of it so its probley realt bad
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Quote ( Louis Francis @ February 2nd 2010,22:01:41 )
Can i taste your lipstick?
I used to use one similar to that:
"Nice lipstick" (Thanks) "Can I taste it please?"
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Here's 10p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
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Quote ( Joe Manifold @ February 2nd 2010,19:15:47 )
"Hi, my name's Finn."
Damn, Finn. You really get ripped in these forums. lol
Anyway, one of the worst I've heard..........
'Is it hot in here, or is it just you?'
I've never used any of these, just lucky I guess.
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This is cheesy.
Closer to Christmas this line will get you nowhere.
Excuse me, do you mind if I take your picture, it's just I want to show Santa what I'd like for Christmas.
He he.
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Are your parents aliens?
Cause your out of this world!
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are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE written all over you :P
(giggidy)
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Quote ( Jordan Randall @ February 5th 2010,18:25:35 )
are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE written all over you :P
(giggidy)
Hey, Thats mine! >:(
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if your left leg is christmas and your right leg is easter, can i visit inbetween holidays? =o
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Quote ( Adrian Summers @ February 3rd 2010,10:34:35 )
Damn, Finn. You really get ripped in these forums. lol
It's a daily tradition :).
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Edit: Had to delete, not suitable after reading it back...
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Quote ( Ben Avenell @ February 5th 2010,19:29:16 )
Edit: Had to delete, not suitable after reading it back...
It is often referred to as the snooker player's dilemma
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If you raped me I wouldn't scream.
sorry, that is horrible but it just popped into my head. it needed to be saved somewhere.
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Let's play Titanic, I'll call out iceberg and you go down on me.
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Those two look heavy. Can I hold them for you?
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