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Тема: Interview with My Own Arse |
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Following the recent spate of interviews with stalwart GPRO managers, I decided I would get in on a little of that action and interview someone myself. But who? I compiled a long list and whittled it down to the most deserving manager. Having looked at the potential candidates, I decided to interview my own arse. Here is the result:
1: Firstly, Bum. Sorry, may I call you Bum?
Bum: Yes, of course. My full name is Phil McCrack, but my friends call me Bum.
2: Thanks, Bum. Can you tell us a little about yourself? What do you do IRL?
Bum: I’ve got a crap job, I’m afraid. I’m in waste management.
3: Sorry to hear that. On a more cheerful note, how did you find the great game of GPRO?
Bum: Well, I’d heard on the grapevine that you had joined and I just came up the rear. BTW, why are you numbering all the questions?
PT: I’ve no idea. Some say you’ve blown through the forums like a breath of fresh air since you joined. Would you agree?
Bum: Well, I wouldn’t put it like that. Some say I just talk sh*t and some of my comments have gone down like a fart in a lift. I think I bring a fragrant outlook to forum discussions, but most people think I just stink the place up.
PT: You’ve never been in a team. Why is that?
Bum: Well, there are hundreds of teams where I would fit right in, but I’m not interested in just being a tailgunner.
PT: What do you think of the new slipstreaming feature of the game?
Bum: It was a fascinating first race. Gratz on your win, BTW.
PT: Oh, thanks, it was nothing. :)
Bum: Well there seemed to be a lot more driver errors. I for one left skidmarks all over the place!
PT: Some say you bear a striking resemblance to Michal Kubski’s face. Do you find that flattering? Indeed, its surprising there hasn’t been a post in the look-alikes thread about it.
Bum: What? I know I’ve grown a little hairier lately…
PT: A little?
Bum: …OK, a lot. However I’ve never been so insulted in all my life. Kubski’s face is way more bottom-like than mine. I’m going…
PT: Well, no need to be arsey about it…
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wut
Why is it in the General Forum?
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lol! definitely the best interview there has ever been!
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I woke up literally 30 minutes ago, and you Sir, already made my day :D
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Well done Peter, best interview I've ever read.
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Best interview yet, it made my day :)
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Quote ( Daniel Bassett @ April 24th 2011,12:54:28 )
Well done Peter, best interview I've ever read.
If this is what I thought it said before the edit, DAYM
Nice interview. Truly insightful ;(
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Legendary interview. Just legendary.
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At last published a decent interview... ;)
Gratz!
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Quote ( Marcus Probert @ April 24th 2011,13:02:41 )
Legendary interview. Just legendary. I agree.
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DANIEL ARENT WE GONNA THUMBS YOU UP IF WE READ YOUR POST?
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At last an interview worth reading. It was pointless and yet still holds more worth than most of the utter p**s that is posted on here.
P.S Nice win by the way.... (mumbles "git" under breath)
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Quote ( Tom Parker @ April 24th 2011,13:04:36 )
DANIEL ARENT WE GONNA THUMBS YOU UP IF WE READ YOUR POST? I DON'T EVEN CARE IF PEOPLE THUMBS UP MY POSTS OR NOT. I KNOW EVERYBODY IS GOING TO THUMB THEM DOWN, I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY DO. LET THEM
All they are are little thumbs that I don't even bother to look at on purpose.
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Final sentence made no sense but dw :D Made my day son with that response.
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Quote ( Tom Parker @ April 24th 2011,13:11:26 )
Final sentence made no sense but dw :D Made my day son with that response. Let me translate that from English into Alien for you.
All they are are little thumbs that I don't even bother to look at, but occasionally I spot them accidentally.
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Quote ( Daniel Bassett @ April 24th 2011,13:13:52 )
Let me translate that from English into Alien for you.
Thanks for the compliment. I do consider myself to be quite quick.
Quote ( David Craig @ April 24th 2011,13:14:42 )
cracking interview
Yessss I get it :L Intended or not, good one ;(
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Interesting to hear an alternate voice emanating from Mr Thompson, in that of the interviewer.
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Quote ( Daryl Gee @ April 24th 2011,13:38:00 )
Interesting to hear an alternate voice emanating from Mr Thompson, in that of the interviewer.
so is he admitting he had a D A lol
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Excellent start to the day with the morning coffee! Good stuff Peter.
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Excellent Interview. Made my day! More interviews like these are needed.
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Just found this and it's made my day lol.
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Thompson
Why waste 20 mins of typing when all you could have said is that you were a scouser looking for a rim boyfriend :-)
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i just keep replaying the thread title in Jeremy Clarksons voice :P
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Quote ( Riley Morrell @ April 24th 2011,18:42:07 )
i just keep replaying the thread title in Jeremy Clarksons voice :P
hahaha too funny
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