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The unofficial Baltic competition of driving nails into walls using only one's head. First up the estonians: 60 nails in the wall. Then comes the lithuanians turn, who gets a box and a half full of nails in the wall. Last up is the latvian, who drives in 8 boxes of nails before the judges intervene. The judges go to make their final decision and announce that the lithuanian won. Everybody was extremely surprised over the verdict, but then they discover that the latvian was disqualified for hitting the nails in bacwards: the sharp end towards the competitor's head.
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That is so screwed up Mario ROFL
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i got one more for lithuanians, but its little dirty and i think they will get mad
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Quote ( Mario Põldma @ March 5th 2012,20:50:04 )
i got one more for lithuanians, but its little dirty Now, I really want to hear that :)
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Quote ( Mantas Sudigandas @ March 5th 2012,20:54:00 )
Now, I really want to hear that :)
How do europeans have sex? A french man has sex with a french woman. An italian watches on TV, how a french man has sex with a french woman. The polish watch on TV, how an italian watches on TV, how a french man has sex with a french woman. A lithuanian has sex with his antenna to get Polish TV.
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Quote ( Mario Põldma @ March 5th 2012,20:55:15 )
A lithuanian has sex with his antenna to get Polish TV. In lithuanian this part sounds much better :D :D
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Moral dilemma.
Do I "like" fernando's joke because i'm in tears of laughter.
Or do I "dislike" it as it's a joke about the holocaust :(
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Quote ( Jonathan MacLean @ March 5th 2012,20:59:25 )
Or do I "dislike" it as it's a joke about the holocaust :(
Depends on how guilty you personally feel about it... isn't it?
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Jokes about dead people, especially something about holocaust aren't funny...I think you should remove that.
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Quote ( Fernando Rees @ March 5th 2012,21:00:16 )
Depends on how guilty you personally feel about it... isn't it?
Guilt's the wrong word as it implies a feeling of blame toward myself (or my ancestors) which isn't the case.
The dilemma is whether I laugh at the death of 4million people being compared to baking a cake. As it belittles their lives and makes light of the most diabolical event in human history.
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Quote ( Shoaib Mohamed @ March 5th 2012,21:03:31 )
Jokes about dead people, especially something about holocaust aren't funny...I think you should remove that.
Let me moderator remove. I'm sorry you felt guilty, man. Wasn't the purpose. I'll post a funny one for you later.
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Quote ( Jonathan MacLean @ March 5th 2012,21:03:32 )
Thee dilemma is whether I laugh at the death of 4million people being compared to baking a cake. As it belittles their lives and makes light of the most diabolical event in human history.
I won't argue if this is how you learned it at school.
The way I see it, it doesn't belittle their lives if you just laugh and move along, though... this is how jokes work, they're not serious. But if you take them seriously, then you're making it real, for yourself... then it becomes problematic...
But as I said... the 'Holocaust' is European, not Brazilian... so I understand that you guys have more trouble to deal with it. I'm sorry.
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Quote ( Fernando Rees @ March 5th 2012,21:06:59 )
I won't argue if this is how you learned it at school.
The way I see it, it doesn't belittle their lives if you just laugh and move along, though... this is how jokes work, they're not serious. But if you take them seriously, then you're making it real, for yourself... then it becomes problematic...
But as I said... the 'Holocaust' is European, not Brazilian... so I understand that you guys have more trouble to deal with it. I'm sorry.
I totally understand, and that's how i view jokes. As i said, i found the joke funny as anything but it is still quite bad of me to laugh at it. (Doesn't mean i won't though)
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Quote ( Jonathan MacLean @ March 5th 2012,21:10:30 )
I totally understand, and that's how i view jokes. As i said, i found the joke funny as anything but it is still quite bad of me to laugh at it. (Doesn't mean i won't though)
Sounds good, brother. I know how it feels.
Glad we reached some understanding.
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What's long, hard and women go crazy for?
An ironing board.
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Quote ( Zak Weaver @ March 5th 2012,21:11:37 )
and women go crazy for? I strongly disagree.
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Fernando, the problem with that joke is that it pokes fun the most horrific way that huge lots of people were murdered. You don't need to be European to understand that.
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Quote ( Signe Kangro @ March 5th 2012,21:13:15 )
I strongly disagree.
What's Long, Hard and Signe's crazy for?
Getting to Elite on GPRO.
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Quote ( Jonathan MacLean @ March 5th 2012,21:14:27 )
What's Long, Hard and Signe's crazy for?
I hoped that was me :(
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Mickey Mouse goes to a divorce lawyer and says I want to divorce Minnie Mouse.
Hearing the shock news, the divorce lawyer listens intently to Mickey while he explains why he no longer wants to be married. Still shocked, the lawyer proclaims "Mickey, you cant simply divorce Minnie for having big teeth"
Mickey says, "I never said she had big teeth, I said she was [censored] Goofy!"
(Someone told me that joke about 20 years ago and to this day its the only one I remember, lol)
MOD EDIT - Sorry
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Quote ( Shoaib Mohamed @ March 5th 2012,21:14:07 )
Fernando, the problem with that joke is that it pokes fun the most horrific way that huge lots of people were murdered. You don't need to be European to understand that.
But it's a joke... it's supposed to 'poke fun'.
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Not too good but here goes:
The Australian Surfing competition took place last year in Perth. It was won by a Japanese man on a wardrobe.
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A Japanese man broke up with his girlfriend. "Don't worry," his friend said, "there are plenty more fish in the sea."
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Bear walks in the forest and sees how a hedgehog is running around a tree and saying "Good,good,good,good,good,good." The bear is confused and wants to know what is good. He asks the hedgehog: "What's good here?" The hedgehog tells to bear: "Run a few laps with me and you will see." So the bear runs a few laps and still can't understand. So he says to the hedgehog: "Hey, stop kidding around, tell me what's good here!" The hedgehog looks at him with surprised look and asks: "Can't you feel the grass tickling your balls when you run?"
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That's changed how I view Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Best friends in life are those who stand behind you in bad times. To know who your best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album!
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Poking fun at mass murdered people is a joke? Oh well...
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Ever heard of Frankie Boyle? His jokes are hardly the most friendly.
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