Team Edifice

Ahmet SonverdiRafael MantovaniMax WatsonGary MullinsTheodosis VogiatzisChristos BobolisIoannis DimitroglouJames HitchenFrederico NevesPeter Thompson

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Liveri pasukan:

Nama pasukan: Team Edifice
Laman web pasukan: Tiada
Ditubuhkan: Musim 23, Perlumbaan 12
Kejuaraan: 8
Kemenangan Piala Kalah Mati: 8
Mata keseluruhan: 35,448.00
Purata mata/perlumbaan: 38.32
Purata mata/musim: 651.48
Purata posisi kedudukan: 27.00
Mata terbanyak dalam satu perlumbaan: 63.80 (Musim 54, Perlumbaan 13)
Kedudukan musim: 12
Mata musim: 37.6333
Pencapaian pasukan:

62% dibukakunci

 (13/21)
Ahli terbanyak di Elit: 5 (Musim 40, Perlumbaan 1)
Ahli dibawa ke Elit: 12
Bilangan perlumbaan diwakili dalam:
Elite:2430(26.3%)
Master:1837(19.9%)
Pro:2518(27.2%)
Amateur:2108(22.8%)
Rookie:355(3.8%)
Keputusan kumulatif:
Kemenangan:785(8.5%)
Podium:1891(20.4%)
Keputusan musim ini:
Kemenangan:0
Podium:2
Bilangan penyokong: 9
Kekosongan: 0 (Tiada permohonan diterima)

Ahli pasukan

Tempat Kew Nama pengurus Kumpulan Sumbangan
01. Ahmet Sonverdi Master - 4 17% (3%)
02. Rafael Mantovani Pro - 17 0.5% (9.9%)
03. Max Watson Pro - 4 14.9% (9.3%)
04. Gary Mullins Master - 2 12.8% (7.4%)
05. Theodosis Vogiatzis Pro - 20 5.3% (2.2%)
06. Christos Bobolis4 Elite 24.8% (12.7%)
07. Ioannis Dimitroglou4 Elite 4.4% (10.6%)
08. James Hitchen Amateur - 50 7.8% (0.8%)
09. Frederico Neves1 Pro - 1 10.1% (0.6%)
10. Peter Thompson Pro - 18 2.4% (4.8%)

Logo pasukan

Maklumat  |   Stat ahli  |   Pencapaian  |   Sejarah  |   Situasi  |   Pelawat
'So what is Team Edifice all about?' you ask, steepling your fingers and refilling your ample glass.

And, after our surprise that you have four arms has worn off, we respond:

The concept of Edifice could not be simpler. It is a notion unsurpassed in coherence and intelligibility, utterly bereft of complication and obfuscation. To attempt an explanation of such a rudimentary system is to risk condescension, but we undertake to discharge this duty with concision and precision. We will shun the arcane and the recondite, avoid clichés like the plague and certainly, definitely abstain from tautology. Lend us your optical organs for but a few moments, and we will deliver unto you a definitive definition free from pleonasm and suffused with verisimilitude.

Fine, we see you thinking, but is understanding not dependent upon both transmitter and receiver? Naturally our elucidation will be somewhat hampered if you only speak Swahili, but since you were thinking in English all we can say to that is tembo kijani hawana haja ranges nywele. So, with that last concern vanquished, let us begin.

Edifice is an idea, an aspiration, a 'meta' team, if you will. It combines the best of democracy (often switching leader to no discernible effect) with the worst of Christmas dinner at your uncle's house (interesting smells, dashed expectations and ranting lunatics). Audio is supplied by Rebecca Black, visuals by Hieronymus Bosch. Hang on though, we hear you miming, is 'meta' used in this context to infer that Edifice was created as a lens through which to observe the shortcomings of other teams? Or to subvert the notion of teamwork, perhaps acknowledging the cyclical nature of the game and, indeed, life itself, and the inherent futility of cooperation on any endeavour not predicated upon enrichment of the spirit?

For which we turn to our own meta-joke Peter Thompson for an answer:

'I'm sorry, I've had a few. What was the question?'

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