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#61 dikirim Okt 27 2016, 00:43:36 (terakhir disunting Okt 27 2016, 00:44:45 oleh Luke Frost)
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Ive seen better haircuts at the local livestock warehouse.
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Quote ( Luke Frost @ October 27th 2016,00:43:36 ) Ive seen better haircuts at the local livestock warehouse. Where you got to get laid.
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The t shirt he was wearing was white before he got finished with his pet ram.
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thinks the free rain ponchos at the cricket make great fashion statements :)
(I can feel the burn coming my way already haha)
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#65 dikirim Okt 27 2016, 01:08:18 (terakhir disunting Okt 27 2016, 01:08:52 oleh Luke Frost)
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Your hairdresser neglected the rest of your head and made a run for it after he used a machete to cut one corner of your skull clean off
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Multiple personality issues.
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Chubby simpleton from the local pub who resorts to dry humor which everyone avoids him for
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Probably the most underachieving manager ever. Teams up with people with dark pasts.
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Quote ( Tomás Naranjo @ October 27th 2016,02:37:33 ) Teams up with people with dark pasts. which would mean you are next on his list
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Youngest retirement home patient ever at 31....Elderberry.
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How do you keep yourself so young, you look like if you were only 40
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#73 dikirim Okt 27 2016, 04:18:34 (terakhir disunting Okt 27 2016, 04:19:05 oleh Luke Frost)
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Youre so pale that you literally look like someone ejaculated onto a black canvas
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#76 dikirim Okt 27 2016, 04:25:37 (terakhir disunting Okt 27 2016, 04:25:50 oleh Luke Frost)
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Autofrown being locked in by way of wrinkles. The evolution of Mike Brummert is about to take a turn for the worst with old age setting in.
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Looks at other men and thinks about ejaculation.
Quote ( Luke Frost @ October 27th 2016,04:18:34 ) Youre so pale that you literally look like someone ejaculated onto a black canvas
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Theres a rabbit skull in between his hands
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R2-D2 is chasing me HELP !
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"I drink protein shakes because I like the taste"
.... said no-one else ever.
Quote ( Luke Frost @ October 27th 2016,03:09:57 ) oungest retirement home patient ever at 31....Elderberry. And their schooling me too, can't even keep up with them lol
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Thats the longest neck ive ever seen
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Quote ( Luke Frost @ October 27th 2016,05:12:52 ) Thats the longest neck ive ever seen could be worse, he could be wearing sunglasses inside
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#84 dikirim Okt 27 2016, 06:32:26 (terakhir disunting Okt 27 2016, 06:33:05 oleh Luke Frost)
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I was inside a truck, driving with the sunset shining on me. i doubt youve ever worn sunglasses though as you've clearly never left the house in your adult life...i mean come on dude you look like an LED torch.
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Has 8371 posts, 8000 of them were defending his coat and sunglasses choice.
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Just done a fat line of peak :)
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Too muscular to get laid.
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Hair looks too much like a tea towel to get laid or even looked at
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