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Good evening to you all! The long awaited 3rd Autoerotic interview is finally here#
With great pleasure, I can introduce to you, one of the most well known members of the game, a veteran of almost a decade of mediocrity (game wise) but certainly more well known for controversy.
LUKE FROST
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First of all, I need to get the establishment imposed bureaucracy out of the way. Can you confirm that you are currently not banned from the forum. It’s apparently compulsory for me to ask you this.
Luke Frost - I have access to everything now.
Great news now that’s out of the way we can get right into the nitty gritty stuff. Tell us about the real Luke Frost.
Luke Frost - I'm 23 from Sydney. I used to own a $12 push bike. I work as a builder and I'm 13 feet tall (when i get enough sleep). I concede to the popular belief that i have multiple personalities, but I disagree with that opinion. We all do.
Thanks Luke, lets carry on with quite a personal question can you confirm whether you are Daniel Douglas’ biological father, or whether you have adopted him?
Luke Frost - I have only adopted Daniel Douglas. I will tell him later.
Let me know how that goes.
Luke Frost - Daniel Douglas will be asking me if he can use the forums 3 days in advance. He knows who his daddy is now.
Excellent, thanks for that information Luke, moving on from that.. If you were a woman, what would you say to Daniel Mason?
Luke Frost - Honesty is the best policy here. If you were a woman would you want to see that head peeping up looking into your eyes as it opens up a special flavored drink? I can't imagine what she would say. He needs that honesty so he can make a list of goals or something. I am his most valuable friend, I'm not gonna lie. He’s a great forum user.
What exactly would a valuable friend do?
Luke Frost - I would find out where he works and bombard him with prank phone calls all day. He works in a call centre
I think he works in a shop that sells autoparts
Luke Frost - I must find it, there can't be that many in Mexico
New Mexico, he lives in Albuquerque
Luke Frost - I don’t know why i have been helping him so much. He has a good life of potential hidden in there that i want to expose for him, that’s why I’m such a good friend to him.
Why don’t you upset people as much as you used to? You’re far more reserved now
Luke Frost - I can’t because Vlad gave me a last chance. If I was honest I would be buried. If you knew me in person you would know how tamed I am on these forums lol. Good for a laugh at work, home, or the pub. But these forums are full of nitpickers that dont have any of that stuff. So don’t put me on the spot with that type of stuff. You’re pretty smart with your words and I’ll read between the lines when you do it
I get where you’re coming from mate, I have to tone it down as well mate, otherwise I’d be long gone. What have you been up to this weekend?
Luke Frost - Mate, this flea infested dirty ugly piece of garbage wombleblocked me 2 nights in a row Man it was horrible She looked like Daniel Mason, just a more masculine version of course
I would have wingmanned mate I'd take any beast down
Luke Frost - Yeah you wouldn’t have, this was beyond beast level. On the second night, we went to the biggest nightclub in Sydney (Ivy). I had 3 marshmallows, and this Irish chick had 2. The flea infested monster had one for the first time and kept begging us to pay attention to her. Every time I started kissing or whatever she got all jealous and moody like a 5 year old Damn people in Sydney are weird.
The monster must want a bit of the Frost, But does anyone who plays GPRO want a bit of the Frost?
Luke Frost - Gpro forums suck nowadays. Seems like you have to have the right friends to get a reply. When you make a point out of replying, they start making bad jokes and annoying you everywhere you post until you also make bad jokes for relatability.As far as the women go, i wouldn't predict any woman who plays Gpro can do much for me unless i got her to join afterwards, like Mick did. But some aspects of the forum are good. I hope to bring some other life loving people to high activity levels. Ahmet, Jensen, Miel and yourself Jack, are examples of the changing guard happening in 2017.
Luke Frost - Anyway, enough about me, did you rail last night?
Actually I did mate, that girl I work with I was telling you about, the crazy one. Only just escaped hers now, 11am, waiting for a bus as I have no money.
Luke Frost - Beautiful Done well mate The way home is always shit, you should’ve got a lift
I know mate but nobody was available, my usual 2 mates who would pick me up in that sort of situation were unavailable, one at a house viewing and the other one is working away in Glasgow. Plus I had my bus pass as I’d not been home from work.
Luke Frost - I think it's time for you to work in Glasgow. Isn't there a 100% women to men ratio there? I remember the last time i went out with a work colleague. She left my house at 8pm the next night. She ate all of my favourite mi goreng noodles. You made the right choice to go to her house.
I’m not sure that’s true about Glasgow to be fair pal, but to change tack a little bit, what life experience would you recommend for someone like me?
Luke Frost - Lots of brits here in Sydney do backpacking. You should do that before you get too old, as they go on and on about it and have this open personality that i can only imagine is good for them in the long term.
I'm 25 and work for the government, it’s far too late for that. I did 15 days in the US travelling, got date raped by a woman 17 years older than me and almost murdered by a machete wielding tour guide high on magic mushrooms. He was arrested.
Luke Frost - That's how you know you had a good evening. Did you get the woman’s number? Thats a keeper. The life advice i would give you is stop lowering your standards. Aim big.
I did get her number actually, we’re still friends on Facebook. Anyway, Ok, so next, imagine you’re in this scenario crazy bitch who i work with (the one I slept with) saw another girl texting me (totally innocent) i had to basically smother her with a pillow so she couldn't see my phone screen as I knew she’d go absolutely batshit over it. that pillow has shit loads of lipstick on it now (detail you didn’t need) But thankfully she didn’t see and my genitals haven’t been cut off How would you proceed?
Luke Frost - Thats alright What you do is you hold onto a picture of you ‘chest contracting’ her and wait until she falls back in line, knowing you can and will act if she doesn’t know her place "Never talk to King Wemzy like that again or i’ll show your parents” But really though that is pure gold You got some pretty good situations in your life right now LOL. I love british accents
Not sure you'd like hers, she’s from Barnsley
Luke Frost - Barnsley, Liverpool. They don’t sound too different to outsiders.
Trust me, they do to us, neither in a good way.
Changing subject once more, have you ever had any run-ins with Jehovahs witnesses?
Luke Frost - Sam Wainwright is the funniest guy to talk to IMO I have a reminder on my phone to give him some stick And he always gets heaps angry
Tell me more about this phone reminder How often do you do it?
Luke Frost - Weekly I have been doing that lately with other friends too It’s the Donald Trump technique of managing friends: Set reminders, be consistent.
Brilliant, I can’t believe you’re so organised.
Luke Frost - He went on a PM tirade about it. I probably helped him use more of his emotion. He will thank me one day after his Personal Messaging Syndrome cycles are finished. I am one of his best friends.
Luke Frost - Hows Manchester usually for a night out, you out tonight? (For clarity this question was asked on NYE)
No mate, we’re staying local, going to the pub then a house party, one of the friends almost always do house parties on NYE, But Manchester is great pal people come for miles around to come here for a night.
Luke Frost - House parties can be dangerous in the wrong company but isn’t Manchester full of party animals?
I didn’t hear much about it until recently, but the more British people I meet the more it’s easy to see they are great to party with and Irish too
I know mate, the Irish are wild, like that one you mentioned the other night who loved a marshmallow. You would love Warehouse Project over here, it’s definitely your sort of place.
Luke Frost - Thats your home base hey? I’ll hold you to that. We'll get you plenty of beasts to take down. It wont be hard to wing man if thats the bar you set.
Back to GPRO matters, what was the last thing which crossed your mind when you went onto the GPRO chat?
Luke Frost - Kyle Morris is usually in an absolute trance of 'I just played WoW for 93 hours straight and my mind is too cherried to sentence" mode. The 49 year old’s are funny sometimes. Morris could probably take offense to that, but it’s probably true no wonder why he plays WoW, the guy can't even put together a sentence. Imagine if he actually tried to impress a woman.
Perish the thought indeed.
How do you feel about the fact this interview might receive a notification, but other community based topics such as the GPRO forum Oscars doesn’t?
Luke Frost - There should be a notification popping up for everyone every time i post, visit chat and even when i log in after a 6+ hour absence.
Could one of you expand on the rumour that you have multiple personalities?
Luke Frost - Its not just a rumor. I have the ability to quantum leap through parallel universes to download sentences different Luke’s would say. But seriously, i would prefer to have so-called “multiple personalities” than none at all. All of my personalities are winning life on a daily basis, which is more than some can say, so I'm feeling blessed to be labelled that.
Snowflake culture is a phrase which gained quite a bit of momentum during 2016, what are your thoughts on this?
Luke Frost - My thoughts on the snowflake culture is they are probably the ones who do the sickest stuff behind closed doors.
In public: “Oh i am a good Samaritan. Don’t do that it’s not ethical. I am nice to everyone”
In private: “better scatter sauce over my chips instead of making a dip. Why make my bed, it’ll just get messy again tonight. I'm going to wear sandals today.”
Total hypocrites.
Fair play, going back to Daniel Mason’s interview, he brought you up and claimed that you were obsessed with him, is there any truth in this?
Luke Frost - He isn't getting as much attention as i want to give him, which is what he wants too. But I won't because he gets really excited and starts making jokes. Can't have that.
Big thanks for Luke for giving up a lot of his time to chat with me, and give me some good material to work with. This cut of the interview, which I’m sure many of you think is TLDR is about 10% of the full transcript.
I’d also like to announce that going forward, Luke Frost may be contributing to Autoerotic press, in an as yet undefined capacity.
Any feedback, follow up questions and comments for either of us are as always, welcome.
Fondest Felicitations.
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Quote ( Jack Wemyss @ January 24th 2017,22:30:25 ) unless i got her to join afterwards, like Mick did. I joined, and then showed him it!! Cheek
It's an interesting read ;)
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Nice interview Jack, but who is he?
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Great time reading. Kyle's description suits me well, I'm gonna play WoW now
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Quote ( Jack Wemyss @ January 24th 2017,22:30:25 ) He works in a call centre
I think he works in a shop that sells autoparts
Luke Frost - I must find it, there can't be that many in Mexico
New Mexico, he lives in Albuquerque
Pure gold
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Good job jack, i must say i was skeptical towards this autoerotic stuff but you put on a decent display in here. i enjoyed the 10 minutes it took me to read it
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Quote ( Ivan Silva @ January 25th 2017,00:25:15 ) i must say i was skeptical towards this autoerotic stuff.
I've always enjoyed that stuff.
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For the record, i don't and have never played WoW :P
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Quote ( Stuart McIntyre @ January 24th 2017,22:52:54 ) Nice interview Jack, but who is he?
2 syllables. 1 autoerotic man. Luke Frost.
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Quote ( Jack Wemyss @ January 24th 2017,22:30:25 ) I am his most valuable friend, I'm not gonna lie. He’s a great forum user. I guess alternative facts have found their way here sooner than I expected. Joy.
Quote ( Jack Wemyss @ January 24th 2017,22:30:25 ) I think he works in a shop that sells autoparts
Luke Frost - I must find it, there can't be that many in Mexico
New Mexico, he lives in Albuquerque C'mon, you can come up with more original jokes than that, right?
Quote ( Jack Wemyss @ January 24th 2017,22:30:25 ) I don’t know why i have been helping him so much. He has a good life of potential hidden in there that i want to expose for him, that’s why I’m such a good friend to him. Was this supposed to be an example of irony? I'm confused.
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Any chance we can get access to that full transcript. Heck, i'll even pay for it. Not really, but it sounds better if i say i will, right?
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#102 dikirim Jan 25 2017, 09:49:46 (terakhir disunting Jan 25 2017, 09:50:24 oleh Luke Frost)
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Quote ( Luke Frost @ January 25th 2017,02:34:31 ) Quote ( Jack Wemyss @ January 24th 2017,22:30:25 )
I think he works in a shop that sells autoparts
Luke Frost - I must find it, there can't be that many in Mexico
New Mexico, he lives in Albuquerque
C'mon, you can come up with more original jokes than that, right?
What joke mate? I just wanted to give you a courtesy call. Youre a good guy.
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Great interview. I even closed a Google add to hit thumbs up. You guys should also switch roles.
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Enjoyed reading that. :-)
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Quote ( Vladimir Jelicic @ January 25th 2017,21:44:00 ) Great interview. I even closed a Google add to hit thumbs up. You guys should also switch roles.
I don't know if i am on Jack's level.
Brlieve me when i say that the way he structured this interview was genius. I highly recommend going on the rollercoaster you go on, being interviewd by the Weemz
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Post of the Season for me :)
Gives you a feeling of the real Luke and Jack.
You sound like to lads I would get on with in RL word of advice stay away from the BEASTS ! Have some respect and pride for yea self's LOL :)
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Great read :)
Looking forward to one.
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#110 dikirim Feb 6 2017, 12:45:30 (terakhir disunting Feb 6 2017, 12:51:40 oleh Luke Frost)
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Happy Monday everyone, Jack asked me at the end of our interview if I want to join him in shining a spotlight on those who aren't currently considered 'Quixotic' I had a few ideas, but they will come after.
It's an honor to bring you an interview from a university student, better known to you as the savior of Martini (who wears blue (suspect purple) shades), with a C-level playing history and a slightly brighter future.
IVAN SILVA
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I guess we’d better get the so-called establishment imposed bureaucracy out the way first, can you confirm or deny whether you are currently banned from the forums?
I do solemnly swear that I am not banned from GPRO forums and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of GPRO. Do I even have to say this? You clearly know I’m lying.
Now that's out the way, why don’t you introduce yourself to those who don’t already know you.
Where should I start? My name is Ivan but you may know me as the incredible mosquito-man or the Top Gun wannabe, I’m 22 years old, I’m a college student currently taking a degree in Accounting (and hopefully finishing it this year) and I come from the awesome town of Porto in Portugal where good wine comes from.
I’ve had some of the wine from Portugal. It’s one of the best wines in the world.
Wine from Porto only (not Portugal), no other city compares to us when it comes to producing wine. You may find it interesting to know that my grandfather used to work in Porto Wine cellars and he used to get some special supply before he retired. About Portugal, you may have heard of Portugal. we were born in 1143 so we're pretty old. Our first king fought his own mother, a total bitch, and we kicked the Arabs off what was to become our land. one of our former prime ministers is also known to be building Trump's wall, he is a known engineer (or so he claims). This actually came from a parody I saw this week, there is a contest where they say America is first, so people are competing for the right to be called nation number 2. for Portugal's application please check the following video: https://youtu.be/mcehg0LG5J4?t=2m7s
That was actually a great history lesson, which is only highlighted by a perfect impersonation. Portugal has got some talent.
Yes, definitely. We have what we call “pimba” singers (I’m not sure if this word has translation) in which we include CR7’s sister Katia Aveiro and a recently famous playback singer and unique dancer Maria Leal. And have I ever told you about Cristiano’s mother? We have the best reality shows on TV and movie censorship where they cut all the good parts of a movie. I just watched Kingsman: Secret Service last week and was gutted with the outcome, they even cut that final scene where the hero bangs a hot Swede in the bum (oops, SPOILER ALERT).
I feel pretty clever now that you've said it, tbh. Apart from playing GPRO & drinking wine, how much trouble do you get up to in your home town?
Outside GPRO I’m a nice guy who basically enjoys everything game-related. I’m a player. I play football so you better not show up in front of me if you wanna keep your legs after the match, i have a saying "either the guy passes or the ball does, never both". I play billiards, who doesn’t like to hold a stick and put the balls in the sack right? i play table foosball, you know you can count me in on oily shit. i enjoy playing cards, bowling & FIFA, and one of the things that gets me away from home the most is cycling.
Do you ever play FIFA online?
Don’t worry i'm much better than Kyle [Morris] and Tacka [Daniel Tackaberry], I've actually been crowned the Martini FIFA champ after beating Andrea Marra.
I didn’t know you had such a vicious competitive side. Did they even put up a competitive fight?
Most wins come from quitting, bad internet connection or the simple fact i annoy the shit out of my opponents as i always have a microphone near me. Just ask Ahmet, he heard me “sing” last week and it was beautiful.
When you ride your bike, do you do it in a competitive way or just for recreation?
It’s a family thing, Porto is an incredible place for people who enjoy bike rides and if you can be a part of a group who makes road trips it’s way cool. I enjoy a mix or urban roads and forest trails. but the trip is only as good as your mates make it. shit, if you had any idea of what kind of slams we've taken. we had a guy who weighed around 120 KG and I was scared to shit to drive in front of him on descents as I would be run over in any minute. the most common landing spots include bushes, spikes and even fence brick walls.
Have you competed in any competitions, and also, did you ever use the kicking-people-off-their-bike-for-no-reason techniques?
I’ve done some competitions in 2015 as a non-federated athlete. 2016 I ended up making no competition at all but this year I’ve done 2 races already. There are still some improvements to do on the body and the bike but I will improve. I recon I was at my peak last August and it’s a shame i didn’t do any competitions last year. I am not a guy which you would reckon to be in good shape but I had tremendous pace
I guess you have a lot of spare time in between exams & study but what’s the story with the women mate?
With all this free time you can imagine I’m still single by now, I’m still too young and handsome to carry a bitch on my back. women are a curse, I think I will turn into men now. you know, it takes a man to know what a man likes.
Indeed, some women can be malicious outside the bedroom, but don’t sell yourself short. Anyone who can pull off the purple sunglasses-look has something going for them.
Jokes aside I do like a woman who knows what a man likes, someone who's not afraid of getting her hands dirty and, most importantly, women that know how to respect a man's privacy. it’s not asking too much is it?
I wouldn’t think so. Jack Wemyss has had a chunk of his shoulder bitten off by a crazy work colleague. How would you react to such a situation?
If I didn’t know it is true I would say you’re quoting some old porn Dracula script. I rather not deal with crazy people, I’m crazy enough myself.
Just in case any women are wondering, what kind of game do you play; long-term (serious relationships for a while) or short-term (one-night-stand or friend with benefit type stuff)?
yes, I’m sure loads of women will be reading this. Anyway, i've never been a one-night-stand guy and it’s no shame to admit it, I do recognize most of the relationships I've been at were a mistake but it’s normal at this age. In the streets near my college there are wanted posters of me ever since some old guys who rent women-only houses to chicks near college know me from, lets say, property trespassing. one of my former GF's had to move over houses very frequently as I usually would get her kicked out from everyplace she lived at. It’s not like I've done a bad thing, I would also bang the other chicks there was no need to be jealous. looking back, perhaps I got what I deserved :D
Few questions about all this; what happened? Would you give her the keys to your car and would you consider taking on her dad if he confronted you about it?
She lived far from college so she rented a room near it. It’s the best type of women as you can bang them and no need to get parents involved and that stuff.
It’s evident you’re a bit of a wild-man. Would you say it translates into GPRO or do you see it as highlighting your more calm and collective side?
In GPRO, you may know me well for being a loser who never follows a plan until the end of for being a dick-tator leader of one of the most prestigious teams in history. Oh, and also I've heard you’re my number 1 fan which should explain why we're having this conversation right now.
It is true, I’m a pretty big fan but Kyle Morris is my #1. Your story gives me the chills, but it’s basically the Martini story. Before we go there, what can you say about the several years before that?
I first found this game in season 10. I was a total noob, no more than I am right now anyway apart from the fact i no longer use 10 litres of fuel for 10 laps of race but I've done incredible achievements such as retaining in Pro when I actually set Pipi tyres specifically for relegation so you know I'm that awesome. I was once what many guys in this community would call a team hopper
I am one of many who can relate to that. At least you weren’t compared to Iveta & Gaurav tho!
Who? I’ve only slightly heard of Gaurav through the meme topic and i have no idea who Iveta is and i certainly don't want to create a rant by saying what you know i would say i wasn't aware of what it truly meant to be in a team and I've not made the best decisions. I'm probably one of the most hated managers in the community for this and actually my team history goes further than your eyes can see as i've actually been the first guy to ever leave one certain team before even joining it officially (something I'm not proud of to be honest). However people change and I've changed for the better. wherever I've been i always aimed to inspire those who surround me and get their A game.
All I've ever looked for in GPRO was a place where i would find people who think like me and are able to support me. I've given up the foolish dreams of ever joining those so-called top teams although you and I are both aware i have more than what it takes to be a part of any of those teams.
Obviously there was a point in your life where you started putting more effort into GPRO. What changed?
When i left Black Panther Team in season 44 i left with the promise of one day returning to it. I’ve helped them recruit some guys when i was out and eventually the team leader asked me to return there and ended up convincing me. It didn't take long until i realize i entered a dead team and if i had stayed in there i would probably be retired by now.
Martini has received a lot of flak in the past for having ‘boring’ managers, who all then left, causing the team to be liquidated, and then Tomas took over. Since then, some more major changes took place. At what point did you see enough potential in it to join?
I’ve stated on another interview related topic that personally i didn't like what happened in the S44/45 off-season. No hard feelings with the members as Tomas himself has praised the work we’ve been doing. Back in season 50 I've been looking all over Martini's profile and with only 4 members I've realized this was the perfect opportunity to take a big role in creating a top team of my own
You’re known as a motivator and ‘cheerleader’ for Martini now (in a good way), but in the early days it would’ve been tough to stay motivated.
I cant think in one way you calling me a cheerleader is a good thing. I don't think motivation was ever a problem as i always believed we would be able to rebuilt the team. The vision i had 1 year ago became a reality. we had our ups and downs but i can honestly tell we've gathered the best 10-man group we could ever have hoped. most of the members already knew each other before joining this team but in here we all join forces for the collective good.
It means you send pictures of yourself mimicking Jensen. I must have been wrong. I guess it’s time for you to put the spotlight on that 10-man group :)
our current line up basically consists of the "founding" member, me, former teammates, game friends and a surprising number 10 placeholder who came from nowhere our base principles are trust, cooperation, commitment and activity and everyone here has those kind of principles (not just here, real life as well). i can proudly call each and everyone of this guys a friend
I may not be the best player but i can spot talent, we basically wanted people who we could trust and people who actually wanted to be here. i truly feel Martini is already a top team again, its only a matter of time until results show up. i don't know when it will appear, we don't really focus on team points but from time to time we get some decent collective performances which is always very pleasing to see.
Outside of Martini, is there any managers your eye for talent can spot who may have a big future in the game in some area?
There are some guys who fit the profile of managers we look for but unfortunately we will not have a spot for them in a near future so i don't really bother with that.
As you’re a big time user of the GPRO forums, I wanted to ask if you can recall the funniest & silliest posts/threads/situations you’ve ever seen.
I wouldn't say big-time user, but from time to time i show up. Recently i haven't been able / didn't want to follow most of the discussions on the forums apart from the team one. Some of the most memorable situations include Scirocco’s rant on Michele Barbazza’s 380k salary in elite, Michael Keeney’s special letter to Finn and basically any sort of dirty laundry or DA discussions.
Is Ivan Salfa your Greek brother, or is he just a gimmick thief?
“Why always me?” said a famous person. I don't get the confusion. Also i wouldn't want a Greek brother after they beat us on Euro2004 finals in our own country. And nobody can steal my gimmick 😊
I want to introduce my own element of question into interviews. Can you please drop a few subtle, ‘read-between-the-lines’ shots at anyone you may or may not dislike?
As I’ve said before a lot of people should hate me, i don't hate many people though. It is known i don't stand a certain prick from Colchester but surprisingly the last time I’ve addressed him i actually defended a positive attitude he had on the forums (shouldn't be hard to find, there weren't those many positive attitudes from him). There’s also one other Finnish guy who is probably retired by now who basically decided to talk smack about general professional cyclists based on the actions of only a few. Apart from that i don't have a problem with anyone.
I like your subliminal shots. And your last words?
I want to leave you with this two final thoughts. First always use a condom, you don't want a bitch to tell you she’s pregnant after you break up with her. Second, if you spend more than one hour on GPRO per race you’re clearly wasting your time here as many people have proven it doesn't take more than that to get there.
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never thought I'd say this, but I want Jack back
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#112 dikirim Feb 6 2017, 20:13:57 (terakhir disunting Feb 6 2017, 20:15:05 oleh Luke Frost)
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He has a talent and good sense of humor i agree with that. That makes his interview really good. Its hard to compare, but anyway i do what i say. I think I'll stick to making chat groupsthough lol :)
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Nice one Luke and Ivan.
Bring on the next one!
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Hello all, it is with great displeasure that I introduce Autoerotic interview #5
A boy you probably all know well but wish you didn’t, he’s been an underwhelmingly poor manager for the best part of a decade and he’s one of the top 5 consumers of hairspray in Europe.
I implore you to go away now and read something more worthwhile, like instructions on how to assemble flat pack furniture you threw away last year or the label on the back of a bottle of toilet duck.
For those of you who have made it this far without heeding the previous warning, I present to you….
FINNBAR SCAT-MCSHITTER
Let's get straight to business. Rafael Mantovani was a fantastic forum moderator. Expand.
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - I love Brazil. I thought he was pretty useless. I love Brazil. He only ever did anything if it personally upset him. I love Brazil. He let all his awful teammates ruin the forums and it's never really recovered. I love Brazil. Also the reaction to it was hilarious, he went in the Brazilian forum and managed to get literally hundreds of them to thumb down every single one of my posts. I had like 40 orange thumbs even on group posts, it was great. I love Brazil. They also made out like I'd just shot Senna or something. I love Brazil. I can't go to Brazil anymore. I love Brazil. I can't even talk about it without clarifying how much I love it or they lynch me.
Why have you lied about loving Brazil? Also can't believe you shot Senna, I thought Scousers normally went for the stabbing option.
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - I do genuinely love Brazil and want to go, but they're all convinced I hate it. I don't really want to be carjacked when I'm there
What car do you have?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - two turtle shell ones and a black and white one
Moving swiftly on...
How many hubcaps have you got in your back yard, and why do you find this offensive?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - I have zero in my garden. I also have zero on my car because someone stole them.
I don't find it offensive as you're from Manchester and there's a century old rivalry, so it's acceptable. Total strangers joking about me being a thief is not funny though. It's not offensive it's just not funny. I don't understand why someone thinks introducing themselves to me with a joke about stealing will make me like them.
there's only one Harold Shipman
What are the differences between Manchester and Liverpool, and what are your thoughts on towns such as Warrington, Runcorn and St Helens?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - Liverpool has better parks, better architecture, better shops, a better nightlife and better people. Manchester has a bigger airport. Although I do like Manchester and there's no argument against us being the two best cities in the country. Warrington, Runcorn and St Helens are like smaller versions of every town in southern England, full of the dregs of humanity, devoid of people with empathy, and the source of all the misery in the world.
Your hero Rafael is no longer a moderator, but who do you think should be a moderator, and who should be sacked? Give reasons. Good ones.
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - I don't care about the moderators, I don't have a clue what basis they make decisions on and it's impossible to pick someone because I don't know what rule book they'd even be following.
Who would your 5 dream dinner party guests be?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - Carrie Fisher, David Bowie, David Attenborough, Mark Hamill, Rafael Mantovani.
Would you let Daniel Mason serve at this dinner party wearing just an apron, in an attempt to impress your guests?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - He'd be allowed nowhere near my house or my family. I'd get a restraining order because I am pretty certain he has a freezer full of bits of his mum.
OK, so scenario. You're invited to a party with all your childhood heroes, Steven Gerrard, those from your dinner party list, Margaret Thatcher and Ken Livingstone, but you can only go if you're James Keeble's plus one. How would you proceed?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - First of all, you know I am staunchly left wing and Thatcher would only be welcome as ashes in her urn. Ken Livingstone would mention Hitler all night so he's not coming. Gerrard is a curse so he's not coming either. James Keeble is the only guest I'd sit down with.
Is GPRO broken? what you you do to fix it?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - By giving the game to someone who'll consult the players before making ridiculous changes. But mainly by removing 95% of the people who use the forums. And by removing you from the team.
Questions about the game are always the most boring and mundane, let’s get into the deeper stuff now. Why has nobody challenged you on the fact you've pretended to have a girlfriend for the last 18 months?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - Because it is believable as I am extremely pretty.
Do you like this picture? https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12239541_91814...
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - I don't remember that scene in Trainspotting
Finn, tell us more about your experiences in the fast food industry.
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - Yes Jack I have become a very good manager, thanks for asking. It's shocked me too, but I always knew I'd just been unlucky. I am rather upset I've not been nominated for any awards
What is your favourite GPRO forum post of all time?
You should make that into a t-shirt and follow a GPRO meeting, just be somewhere in the distance all the time, pretending not to look at them.
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - I can't hang out with that many virgins it'd be insufferable
What are your thoughts on selective censorship?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - It's mad that there's no political discussion allowed on the forums, you've got an actual fascist in charge of America and there's this tiny bubble which acts as if nothing is happening. Then whenever you mention politics, all these weird sister-fuckers from the states moan about it because they're pissed off at someone taking issue with their racist world view. If the forum wants to improve then they'd have another category for that sort of thing. It's just totally not engaging reading a forum where any joke or comment on politics will be censored. I'm sure it'd not be like this if it wasn't for the fact that the majority of people here are white, straight males. We won't be able to say a thing on here when half of the planet has been chained up and tortured by weird tangerine coloured saggy old men. Something Mark Wright undoubtedly has stored in a weird file on his computer.
Oh yeah and I’ve got to ask you the compulsary question….
Finn, can you confirm whether you’re currently banned from the forums, or whether you plan to be banned any time soon?
- Finnbar Scat-McShitter - I’m not banned, and I’ve posted like 4 times on the main forum in 6 months. The only chance of me getting banned is this interview.
And on that note, the interview ends. Well done to all of you who somehow got this far.
Any suggestions on who to interview next are welcome, both sensible and otherwise.
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Jack forgot this: Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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We should totally have a political section in the forum. It'd likely increase forum activity tenfold.
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That poll is 5 years old and while the result was clear, it was not a landslide (50.6 vs 43.1). Times have changed, perhaps the time is right to re-assess this.
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Whoa,whoa,whoa,.. whoa...whoa....... woah...
Since when did the community have a say on community rules?
The only issue I have with political discussion is when someone that has never set foot in this country goes on a Winkleyesque diatribe about how bad it is here,"because i read it".
I cant tell you how great it is to listen to someone from across the planet tell me how it is outside my front door.
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Quote ( Jasper Coosemans @ February 23rd 2017,00:41:24 ) That poll is 5 years old and while the result was clear, it was not a landslide (50.6 vs 43.1). Times have changed, perhaps the time is right to re-assess this.
My point was there is somewhere to discuss it - the actual poll result is of little relevance. While admins may take public opinion on board, no decision is ever made based solely on public opinion - they will do what they believe is best. So if it's worth "re-assessing", continue the discussion in that thread (it was a decent discussion for the most part).
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