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Quote ( Giles Argent @ November 14th 2014,21:44:43 ) What's the biggest joke of a game on the internet.....that would be GPRO...all risks lead to first corner crash...every race now.....what a JOKE
Maybe look at your playing patterns
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Quote ( Rui Morais @ November 14th 2014,23:36:36 ) Yes, and everytime I cross the red light I get hit by another car... stupid red lights...
LMAO! I knew it was worth it checking out this thread when the name Rui popped up as last poster :D
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Quote ( Giles Argent @ November 14th 2014,21:44:43 ) What's the biggest joke of a game on the internet.....that would be GPRO...all risks lead to first corner crash...every race now.....what a JOKE
CONSPIRACY.
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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with everything. And NO MORE START CRASHES"
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#2735 dikirim Nov 15 2014, 00:07:32 (terakhir disunting Nov 15 2014, 00:26:53 oleh Rui Morais)
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A guy worked for years in a pickle factory.
One day, he confessed to his wife that he had this terrible desire: the urge to stick his penis in the pickle cutter.
Startled, the woman suggested he seek a psychologist, and he promised that he would think about it.
One day he came home with his head down, deeply dejected:
- What happened, my love? - Remember my desire to stick my penis into the pickle cutter?
- Oh no! - She screamed - You did it ?!? - Yes, I did!
- My God, what then? - I got fired ...
- But, but ... and ... and ... the pickle ... cutter ? - Susan?! She was also fired...
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Quote ( Rui Morais @ November 14th 2014,23:36:36 ) Quote ( Giles Argent @ November 14th 2014,21:44:43 )
all risks lead to first corner crash...every race now.....what a JOKE
Yes, and everytime I cross the red light I get hit by another car... stupid red lights...
Yes, we can all make pointless comments because we always have to have our say, makes us feel important when we have a say....don't you think.
Let me see now, oh,
Ruis goes to the doctor...Doctor, doctor, I think I have a brain tumour....
Doctor, calm down Ruis, you need a brain to have a brain tumour, I think you a suffering from a fairly common ailment of too much air between the ears.
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a blind mouse meets a blind snake, and they try to guess who are they meeting, using their hands says the snake: "you have fur, hears, a long nose... you must be a mouse says the mouse:"you have no hair, and no hears, you must be Nikki Lauda!
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Quote ( Giles Argent @ November 15th 2014,03:08:26 ) don't you think.
Yes, guess you're in the right thread afterall... You're one of the most hilarious jokes I've heard in a long time...
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Plumber is like a God. Everyone talking about him, but no one have seen him.
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New washing-machine launched on the market.
10 deaths and 5 wounds.
Quote ( Giles Argent @ November 15th 2014,03:08:26 ) Let me see now, oh,
Ruis goes to the doctor...Doctor, doctor, I think I have a brain tumour....
Doctor, calm down Ruis, you need a brain to have a brain tumour, I think you a suffering from a fairly common ailment of too much air between the ears
Are you that frustrated?
Incredible what a game can do on people sometimes ; kick yourself in the nuts next time you say something.
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Heard the one about an Australian that keeps crashing at the start :)
lmfao
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Goddamn the joke thread is getting nasty.
A three legged dog walked into a bar and said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. AND THE MAN WHO CRASHED INTO ME AT THE START!"
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Why did Giles Argent cross the road to the racing circuit?
TO CRASH HIS CAR AT THE START OF THE RACE!
Back to where we were before CRASHING AT THE START OF THE RACE--->
Quote ( James Brown @ November 10th 2014,23:32:01 ) Why did you the baker have smelly fingers?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Such a CRAP joke!
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Haha, Mike quickly spread the word! But make sure you don't get a random from telling lies which can causes A CRASH AT THE START OF THE RACE! :P
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Excellent, achieved the next stat I was after, more neg feedback than positive.
I have to say, how easy it is to get people to do what you want....ha ha
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Quote ( Giles Argent @ November 16th 2014,01:52:32 ) I have to say, how easy it is to get people to do what you want....ha ha
And you think this actually makes you smarter than the rest of us , an achievement in a game ; have to say I'm impressed.
Suppose you were stuck in a bathroom when human evolution began.
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Greg Swaney is the funniest man in the world
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Only in my world that NO ONE else is allowed entrance too :)
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Quote ( Joe Manifold @ November 16th 2014,02:02:44 ) Greg Swaney is the funniest man in the world
I'm going for Phil instead. :oP
Quote ( Greg Swaney @ November 16th 2014,02:03:53 ) Only in my world that NO ONE else is allowed entrance too :)
Hogwarts?
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Had to re-read that as I thought you said you were going to cop a feel :o
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Quote ( Luca Bertani @ November 16th 2014,02:04:00 ) Quote ( Greg Swaney @ November 16th 2014,02:03:53 )
Only in my world that NO ONE else is allowed entrance too :)
Hogwarts?
That's a lie. I got a letter from Dumbledore himself saying that I've been accepted into Hogwarts. Admittedly it looked like my mummy's handwriting, but she said Dumbledore taught her how to write.
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I smashed Silente's face many times , that's why he looks that stoned all the time.
ED : Anyway back to jokes.
The hairiest man in the world was so hairy that when he farted , he died whipped.
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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That's a sexy joke Paul.. ;)
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In India once a poor villager comes to city I gave toothpaste to him he swallowed it instead of brushing.I said to his brother your brother swallowed it he said let me check it then he said to his brother you are fool the thing you should eat with chappati you swallowed .
lolz India poor backward villages :D
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Quote ( Jose Devassy @ November 17th 2014,14:20:55 ) That's a sexy joke Paul.. ;)
Its making me hungry for stir-fry.
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