skidmark dunghampers racing

Squadron numb'rsBe clickin' t' be addin'/dismissin' th' squadron fro' yer spyin' lis'

Squadron be call'd: skidmark dunghampers racing
Squadron website: http://skidmarks.forumot...
First sail'd t'gether: Voyage 19, Race 13
Chalices: 0
Knockout flagons: 0
Tot'l prizes: 3,834.73
Av'rage prizes/race: 2.86
Av'rage prizes/voyage: 48.54
Av'rage rankin': 894.58
Most prizes in a race: 28.23 (Voyage 36, Race 1)
Voyage coordinates: 1077
Voyage prizes: 0
Squadron accolades:

Ahoy! 10% unlocked

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Most cap'ns in Elite: 0
Cap'ns raised to Elite: 0
Boat races represented in:
Elite:0(0%)
Master:0(0%)
Pro:416(20.6%)
Amateur:1286(63.7%)
Rookie:316(15.7%)
Tot'l victors 'n' plinths:
Victors:121(6%)
Plinths:340(16.8%)
Joss this voyage:
Victors:0
Plinths:0
Thralls o' th' Pirate King: 0
Berths: 0 (Squadrons wi' nay cap'ns)

Be comandeerin' thi' squadron

Comandeerin' a scuttl'd squadron be costin' ye $5.000.000 'f ye be a form'r captain o' th' squadron, else 't be costin' ye $7.500.000. Any postin's fro' th' squadron jabb'r be gone 'n nay be a part o' th' bargain'. E'erythin' else fro' th' squadron past still be thar, includin' th' colours, numb'rs 'n prizes per voyage. Only cap'ns 'n Amateur 'n 'bove 'n not owin' booty be able t' be comandeerin' scuttle'd squadrons.

Comandeerin' th' squadron skidmark dunghampers racing be costin' ye $7.500.000.

Squadron figurehead

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We were contemplating a change of name, but it's beginning to stick and may be tricky to remove.

For those who need some help with the interpretation:

SKIDMARK
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The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.

"Oh my God ! Bob has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"

edit- also the effect of a wedgie on an unkempt crack, i.e. stains reminiscent of tie dying which could elicit the statement "look at bobs undercrackers, they look like the starting grid at brands hatch".

DUNGHAMPERS
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Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.

"Johnny, are you alright?"
"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"

We have low aspirations, mid table mediocrity would be an over achievement, that's why we will be pitting ourselves against a similar level team - The Z Ladies :-)