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Wątek: What is the dumbest question anyone has ever asked you? |
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#1 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:12:16
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#2 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:13:14
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Quote ( Ricardo Faria @ October 29th 2011,04:12:16 )
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this
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#3 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:14:43
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this question is Hors concurs ;)
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#4 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:16:30
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how much does a polar bear weigh?
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#5 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:39:32
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Quote ( Cristian Morales @ October 29th 2011,04:16:30 )
how much does a polar bear weigh?
:P
ROFLMAO
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Where do you get your protein? (I'm Vegan)
Been asked many times ;)
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#7 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:45:43
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Have you got a TV? i have 6 children
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#8 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:55:02
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what language you speak in turkey
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#9 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 04:57:58
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Quote ( Kaan Dagasan @ October 29th 2011,04:55:02 )
what language you speak in turkey
A little birdy told me ;)
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#10 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 05:28:15 (ostatnio edytowany Paź 29 2011, 05:29:42 przez Serge Girard)
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I was on the train and the girl sitting next to me (a total stranger) couldn't stop talking. Eventually we had exhausted every usual subject and a nice silent pause should have been in order. But she just could not keep her mouth shut. So here is the end of our conversation:
Her: So what was the last movie you saw?
Me: I just told you ten minutes ago!
Her: Oh! ... What was the next to last movie you saw?
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#11 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 05:34:29
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it is 530 am and i am at work a person asks me what time i started i say 6 and then they go
what 6 last night ?
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#12 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 05:46:29
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I wake up in the morning, i cough and splutter everywhere, I run to the toliet to vomit, i take panadol and drink lemon and honey drinks and then everyone asks
"how are you today?" (they have to be kidding right)....
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#13 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 05:58:53
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Telemarketers: How are you tonight?
My parents: Worse now you have called me. And they hang up.
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#14 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 06:24:53
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Some tourist asked me in London how to get to London Bridge. I said he just needed to carry on walking the way he was going and the road he was on would take him right there.
And then he asked me, 'well how will I know when I am there'?
I took a sharp breath and bluntly said, 'it's a bridge mate, you can't miss it'.
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i was refing a game of rugby league and a player called me a something somethinger and i sent him off .
then he came up and said aren't i aloud to say that ?
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#16 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 06:50:49
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Just about anything my secretary says.
Latest example: She heated up her lunch in the microwave. The directions called for 90 seconds. She tried cooking for 100 seconds to make it a little warmer. After pressing the buttons on the microwave 1-0-0-start, she asked me why her food wasn't all the way warm.
I asked her what she presses for 90 seconds and she said "9-0". I asked "What do you press for 100 seconds", to which she replied "1-0-0" I then asked, "What do you press when you want to cook something for a minute?" and she replied, "1-0-0". We sat in silence for about 20 seconds, then she said, "Why did you ask me what I'd press for a minute? I was trying to cook it for 100 seconds".
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#17 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 07:16:38
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Quote ( PJ Bowler @ October 29th 2011,05:46:29 )
lemon and honey
Drinking that right now ;)
Good one BTW!
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#18 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 07:19:13
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A person I work with asked me where do you put the apostrophe in WEREN'T. I said between the N and the T, it takes the place of the O. She said, there isn't an O. I said WERE NOT. Then she just laughed. She also spelled my name Adrianne. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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#19 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 09:26:43
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Quote ( Adrian Summers @ October 29th 2011,07:19:13 )
A person I work with asked me where do you put the apostrophe in WEREN'T. I said between the N and the T, it takes the place of the O. She said, there isn't an O. I said WERE NOT. Then she just laughed. She also spelled my name Adrianne. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Probably a spoon.
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#20 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 09:30:24
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My little brother is always the same, he takes something to drink, drinks it and then sit for 10 minutes. After that 10 minutes he wants to drink something and asks: 'Hey, who stole my drink?!'
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#21 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 09:32:09
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Is it supposed to be that big???
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#22 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 09:41:49
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I was once asked if they really do "Mine" Marmite in Brighton. She still doesnt realise what that meant
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#23 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 11:34:29
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I was asked by some if they were aloud to tie there shoe lace up.
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#25 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 11:47:55 (ostatnio edytowany Paź 29 2011, 11:48:41 przez Jon Day)
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Quote ( Aaron Mullan @ October 29th 2011,09:32:09 )
Is it supposed to be that big??? Clearly they were talking about you "Tin Tin/Jedward/Vanilla ice" hair cut?
Edit...yes yes i know "dont dis the do" :)
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#26 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 11:52:40
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Wow, there is only one place I can simply go on this one, and base it on this girl in my year who possibly shares her IQ with a toaster.
Some examples:
'Why dont the stars fall out of the sky?'
'Mexico, isnt that the capital city of Brazil?'
'Kindergarten, is that a sweet?'
.....the list of stupid questions from her goes on..
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#27 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 11:54:02 (ostatnio edytowany Paź 29 2011, 11:56:24 przez Jon Day)
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"America"??? thats in the USA right? That was from the same Australian guy who also thought the Welsh flag had a lizard on it.
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#28 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 12:20:12
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*someone says something*
Me: "What??"
*Says it again*
Me: "Sorry wha?"
*Looks pissed and repeats one more time*
Me:"Am, yeah sorry what?"
:P
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#29 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 12:23:26
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Quote ( Robert Enright @ October 29th 2011,12:20:12 )
*someone says something*
Me: "What??"
*Says it again*
Me: "Sorry wha?"
*Looks pissed and repeats one more time*
Me:"Am, yeah sorry what?"
:P
when i get into a situation like that i usually nod at the third time
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#30 Opublikowane Paź 29 2011, 12:36:38
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