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Quote ( Errol Keetley @ October 2nd 2017,21:07:50 ) Grandma was a weather Girl once
Good with the pointy stick then?!
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Grandma was the blonde one with the cleavage???
I like Grandma...
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No. She was the 'whether' girl. You never knew whether she would or she wouldn't.
Yeah, cleavage alright and chrome tit covers to support them.
(Read back a few seasons for more on Grandma. She's a hooter.)
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Congrats to the podium takers well done..you deserve your points
Well i was very dissapointed with this race,,from where i was it was just a long parade,,i was held up by numerouse cars on lap 15 and when i got behind others overtaking was impossible,,but Grandma says she will wring their bells for them at the drivers Ball,,assuming they have some left.
Well dear old Grandma was right about the weather,,just 3 laps out.
she said she could have dried a pair of nickers in 10 laps
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Best you tell Grandma to put her head between her knees... and pull her liederhozen up. i started catching her when the sun came out...
#whatfoolbuildsaswimmingpoolinthedesert
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I must congratulate the Podium and all those who had a good race. The rest of us .. well, we have to suck lemons.
Gavin, that doesn't work as a contraceptive!! She's easy to catch but she's not cheap.
The same fool that has been waiting 400 years to have the rain come hard enough to fill the bloody thing. The temperature is probably cool-ish now at ~6°. :)
Bonehead driver lost ~7s by going wide and that probably cost me 3rd place. What really ticks me off... the staff with 28s and 36s pit stops, made sure I couldn't run against Stovall in 3rd place. He ran a good race and I was not up to him today.
Suzuka in the dry. My driver's favourite track and mine as well. Perhaps that will help.
Good luck to everyone.
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I am going for it this race :)....... not sure where though ?
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Not sure where to go for it?
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Try Japan,. it was there last time I looked, but if you hear diddly music playing they might have moved it just south of Dublin , on a renamed track called Ballygobackwards
Roy, I am glad it was lemons you were sucking cos them meatballs ain't been checked for condoms yet
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'diddly music' at Bally-go-backwards Circuit. Sounds like fun ;)
Now Errol. Do I look like a guy who sucks balls? Medium sized b**bies is more my taste. A good app. for that area is whipped cream.
Not pendulous because, when I dream about 'back in the day' they will be saggy and I'll still be virile and attractive. heheeheeeeee
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Good luck to all wot is participating in this ere dash for the cash
Grandma has had a shitsnfarts turbo fitted in the car,, she told vinigar vera it was a heater for her feet,,,but silly old Diamond Lil tried to put her washing down the inter cooler,,it shot out the exaust like a wet T shirt,,,poor old Nigel Ponsonby Smallpiece got them all over his head and retired to the garage petrified,,,when he saw that it was Lils Draws he had on his head
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A bloody great congrats to our Roy, I've got a little year in my eye with joy, a long time coming but we'll deserved.
Also congrats to Ariel and Mitja ,,well done.
Well my driver has still got something stuck up his arse and refuses to put his toe down,. it's about time he had a bloody great fart and got his foot down.
He only has 1 more race and if no improvement he will be down the road on shanks pony
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Congratulations to evryone who had a good race.
Thanks Errol, didn't expect the win with Ariel being so quick. Nice surprise.
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Tyre puncture, ouch.
But luckily, it doesn't really matter right now.
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That's good, if the timing is not crucial. Still there is pain losing data and cash. Almost as bad as a Start Crash for the same reasons. Better luck next race, David.
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Have you re signed your driver Roy ?
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I certainly did up to R5 next season. Promo or bust.
2.5 seasons of training and testing, finally he is beginning to show up for the race. He will be Pro driver material at EoS so I need planning to off-set the EoS affects on the driver. If I can promote this season, I feel I will be ready for the challenge.
Then we will see if I can dig myself a fox-hole and live in Pro for as many seasons as Amateur. :)
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Grandma said she is looking to get a good result in Mugello,,in the past she has managed to get 9 points from 4 races in rookie
and 7 points from 4 races in Amature.
So if all goes well the old girl will be celebrating with a glass of Brasso after the race
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Nice work Roy, Congrats on the win.
Just FYI, next time you lap me twice i'm telling my driver to throw water balloons at your car.... (he has water balloons with him cos he moonlights as a clown at kids parties...)
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Oh spit!! Now I have to contend with a scary clown's water balloons and grandma's used condoms.
We be "slippin' and slidin'" all the race long.
Thanks Gavin, it's been a while to get one early in the season. It's a matter of consistency and some big luck to avoid random punctures or spit like that. Been lucky so far and I hope it continues :)
Good luck to everyone in Mugello!
ps I don't recall ever being in first place for the Group.
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It was starting to get annoying, so I had to scroll down to see where grandma began her career. Had to scroll to the beginning of days to find that one... What's with the "couple'a'seasons" Roy? :)
Seeing your results Errol - she still driving? :)
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The old girl will be 76yrs old soon,,she has been through
3 major heart attacks and an arrithma, she has a pacemaker and a defiblerator fitted and still loves formula 1.
Good luck to all at Suzuka and go get them points
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Uh oh, Grandma is still at Suzuka while the rest of us are heading for Mugello....
Must be a bit of Alzheimer's coming on...
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Grandma is a tough old broad. Now, Grandma is a class act rolling down the road with her 'chrome tits shining in the sun'
She likes to party. It might help with her race pace and expenses if she didn't carry all those used condoms.
A couple a seasons didn't seem that bad, did it? I mean, weren't you curious? Maybe she was a milf (pics) at that time. Yeah, back to the 'No Tires, No CWT or Mal risks' Gpro era..... lol Spit! I'm growing old on this game. ;)
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Quote ( Gavin Adam @ October 9th 2017,23:21:59 ) Uh oh, Grandma is still at Suzuka while the rest of us are heading for Mugello....
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Must be a bit of Alzheimer's coming on...
You are probably right,,,after all the old girl is knocking on a bit.
She has now caught a bus for Mugello,. Hope she don't try and race the bloody thing when she gets there
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Nice one on the win last time out Roy! Best of luck to all for tonight :p
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Congrats to the podium takers,,well done
Poor old Grandma,,all that way to Mugello on the bus,, little wonder she was Bus lagged
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LOL
Maybe she was pushing the bus...
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Congratulations to all who had a good race.
The old mare ain't what she used to be. She can still haul your butt to the pub. Isn't that right, Errol?
Did I lap you again, Gavin? I didn't follow your car, I should have.
I highlight the direct competition of course, otherwise I'm in another world on the track.
Too many names on the track is too busy.
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